For nine years I have been working with men and have heard all their problems. I seem to be the resident "Mom." I think it is in my nature to nurture, but sometimes I just want to scream. It's not the guys, because they are really sweet and I love them all. But, like any mother, you get tired of being the go-to girl. From "My back hurts! Do you have any aspirin" to "Feel my forehead. Do I have a fever?" to "I work harder than everyone and no one appreciates me!" I have fielded their questions and comments and have dispensed ibuprofen, felt foreheads and offered supportive advice.
But I recently found some wonder drugs and finally have answers. I will be prescribing over the counter solutions...for your back, an SIU (suck it up); for your atttitude, an LIO (laugh it off), and for your personal problems, W-GAS (who gives a ...I think you get it!).
So c'mon guys. Lay it on me and I will give you what you need. (ok, none of this is going ot happen and I will still baby my guys, but it does feel good to put it on paper. Maybe I should get an SIU for me!
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