HELP ME!

Today, I am praying for some sort of discernment, because my head wants me to handle a problem directly and my heart is hoping that someone else will handle it.
I know that if I charge right in there may be voices raised, guilt thrown and insults all around. But this problem needs to be addressed.
How would you tell someone to "straighten up and fly right" when it is really none of your business?

If anyone reads this, HELP!!!!

take an SIU and call me in the morning

For nine years I have been working with men and have heard all their problems. I seem to be the resident "Mom." I think it is in my nature to nurture, but sometimes I just want to scream. It's not the guys, because they are really sweet and I love them all. But, like any mother, you get tired of being the go-to girl. From "My back hurts! Do you have any aspirin" to  "Feel my forehead. Do I have a fever?" to "I work harder than everyone and no one appreciates me!" I have fielded their questions and comments and have dispensed ibuprofen, felt foreheads and offered supportive advice.
But I recently found some wonder drugs and finally have answers. I will be prescribing over the counter solutions...for your back, an SIU (suck it up); for your atttitude, an LIO (laugh it off), and for your personal problems, W-GAS (who gives a ...I think you get it!).
So c'mon guys. Lay it on me and I will give you what you need. (ok, none of this is going ot happen and I will still baby my guys, but it does feel good to put it on paper. Maybe I should get an SIU for me!