Hiding within the list of funny quotes attributed toWill Rogers, was one I really liked.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
I was impressed as here is someone refuted to be satirical, bumpkinesque and even simple, and he left us a message that we can all use.
I am one of those who will think on Monday of the mistakes and lost time of the weekend, and on Friday dwell on the mistakes I made on Thursday. How much time, I wonder, have I denied myself each day by not remembering that I cannot change what happened yesterday? Why don't I see that at best I can prevent it from happening today?
So here is my new mission - to make every day new and unique - to celebrate the day I am on and embrace the future instead of clouding my attitude with the past. I need to appreciate the here and now because I can change it, and adjust it, and reform it as it happens and when I am through, the yesterday I bring into today and tomorrow will be of joy and accomplishment. Yesterday will not use up today if I don't let it.
Friday, July 15, 2011
Friday, July 8, 2011
If I ruled the world...
I think we need to get some stuff straightened out. If I ruled the world, things would be different.
CARS: Since many people think you shouldn't have to use a blinker, make it optional equipment...however, charge them to disconnect it. For those who think they can avoid this charge and just not use their turn signals, install a small modification that allows the unit to store up power and if not used regularly the built up energy blows out both of the rear tires.
If you can't apply the stickers on the license plate correctly, you get an additional ticket because the police have to sit and look all over the stupid plate to see if you have the current year. Read the notice you get with your stickers...it tells you how and where to apply them.
PROFESSIONAL SPORTS:
Basketball - stop complaining about the violence and physicallity of it and do something about it. Have a special foul where if you do excessive and unsportsmanlike contact, you get one warning and foul out the second time. AND your team cannot replace you. Yes, make them play a guy short. I know the refs are supposed to enforce sportsmanship anyway, but have you watched some of these games lately? Maybe the first time we have just one player left on the court, shooting free throws till the final buzzer, someone will work on cleaning up the game in a more organized fashion.
Baseball - I think there should be extra points awarded for really good home runs. If someone can hit one that goes further than any other, why not score it as two? On the defensive end, if someone makes a miraculous grab, inning is over! I mean, how often do we see someone snare a ball they had no business catching and because it is only the first out, they are forced to buckle down and wait while their teammates possibly give up runs or make errors? Let the team trot off the field in glory and not have the feat forgotten while they screw up.
Football - It's a game of blocking, hitting and falling so really there is nothing we can do to make it less violent without putting flags on the players and giving the guys juice boxes and cookies after the game. (But then it would be peewee soccer...)
Golf - why is everyone so quiet on golf courses? I think we should be cheering and hooting and hollering. The players need to get over themselves and be part of the event. I mean, don't allow air horns or firecrackers, but a little cheering or encouragement should enhance their game. Besides, the players say stupid stuff like how they get in the zone and it's just them and the green, so they really shouldn't notice.
SEX SCANDALS:
Who cares? I am so tired of all the excuses about being addicted to sex, or having a bad childhood, or any of a million other denials of responsibility. Getting caught seems to be the reason most people suddenly have other issues. Maybe "The Scarlet Letter" should be more than just a book. Tattoo a big old MS (for male slut) or FS (for female slut) on the forehead of these people and release them back into society. That way the next person who only sees money and power will also see lies and deceit.
And speaking of TATTOOS:
I don't get it. I think that a bunch of permanent markers in bright colors would be more creative as you can change your tag any time you want. Imagine if you do a huge tiger and then find out your girlfriend hates tigers and would much rather look at a dragon...or you put on a rose and your boyfriend thinks a daisy is much prettier. Just a little rub and scrub and your skin is ready for new art. You change cars, spouses and jobs...wouldn't it be fun to change your tattoo anytime the mood hits you?
I do have many more opinions, but they will have to wait for the next installment.
CARS: Since many people think you shouldn't have to use a blinker, make it optional equipment...however, charge them to disconnect it. For those who think they can avoid this charge and just not use their turn signals, install a small modification that allows the unit to store up power and if not used regularly the built up energy blows out both of the rear tires.
If you can't apply the stickers on the license plate correctly, you get an additional ticket because the police have to sit and look all over the stupid plate to see if you have the current year. Read the notice you get with your stickers...it tells you how and where to apply them.
PROFESSIONAL SPORTS:
Basketball - stop complaining about the violence and physicallity of it and do something about it. Have a special foul where if you do excessive and unsportsmanlike contact, you get one warning and foul out the second time. AND your team cannot replace you. Yes, make them play a guy short. I know the refs are supposed to enforce sportsmanship anyway, but have you watched some of these games lately? Maybe the first time we have just one player left on the court, shooting free throws till the final buzzer, someone will work on cleaning up the game in a more organized fashion.
Baseball - I think there should be extra points awarded for really good home runs. If someone can hit one that goes further than any other, why not score it as two? On the defensive end, if someone makes a miraculous grab, inning is over! I mean, how often do we see someone snare a ball they had no business catching and because it is only the first out, they are forced to buckle down and wait while their teammates possibly give up runs or make errors? Let the team trot off the field in glory and not have the feat forgotten while they screw up.
Football - It's a game of blocking, hitting and falling so really there is nothing we can do to make it less violent without putting flags on the players and giving the guys juice boxes and cookies after the game. (But then it would be peewee soccer...)
Golf - why is everyone so quiet on golf courses? I think we should be cheering and hooting and hollering. The players need to get over themselves and be part of the event. I mean, don't allow air horns or firecrackers, but a little cheering or encouragement should enhance their game. Besides, the players say stupid stuff like how they get in the zone and it's just them and the green, so they really shouldn't notice.
SEX SCANDALS:
Who cares? I am so tired of all the excuses about being addicted to sex, or having a bad childhood, or any of a million other denials of responsibility. Getting caught seems to be the reason most people suddenly have other issues. Maybe "The Scarlet Letter" should be more than just a book. Tattoo a big old MS (for male slut) or FS (for female slut) on the forehead of these people and release them back into society. That way the next person who only sees money and power will also see lies and deceit.
And speaking of TATTOOS:
I don't get it. I think that a bunch of permanent markers in bright colors would be more creative as you can change your tag any time you want. Imagine if you do a huge tiger and then find out your girlfriend hates tigers and would much rather look at a dragon...or you put on a rose and your boyfriend thinks a daisy is much prettier. Just a little rub and scrub and your skin is ready for new art. You change cars, spouses and jobs...wouldn't it be fun to change your tattoo anytime the mood hits you?
I do have many more opinions, but they will have to wait for the next installment.
Monday, June 27, 2011
HELP ME!
Today, I am praying for some sort of discernment, because my head wants me to handle a problem directly and my heart is hoping that someone else will handle it.
I know that if I charge right in there may be voices raised, guilt thrown and insults all around. But this problem needs to be addressed.
How would you tell someone to "straighten up and fly right" when it is really none of your business?
If anyone reads this, HELP!!!!
I know that if I charge right in there may be voices raised, guilt thrown and insults all around. But this problem needs to be addressed.
How would you tell someone to "straighten up and fly right" when it is really none of your business?
If anyone reads this, HELP!!!!
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
take an SIU and call me in the morning
For nine years I have been working with men and have heard all their problems. I seem to be the resident "Mom." I think it is in my nature to nurture, but sometimes I just want to scream. It's not the guys, because they are really sweet and I love them all. But, like any mother, you get tired of being the go-to girl. From "My back hurts! Do you have any aspirin" to "Feel my forehead. Do I have a fever?" to "I work harder than everyone and no one appreciates me!" I have fielded their questions and comments and have dispensed ibuprofen, felt foreheads and offered supportive advice.
But I recently found some wonder drugs and finally have answers. I will be prescribing over the counter solutions...for your back, an SIU (suck it up); for your atttitude, an LIO (laugh it off), and for your personal problems, W-GAS (who gives a ...I think you get it!).
So c'mon guys. Lay it on me and I will give you what you need. (ok, none of this is going ot happen and I will still baby my guys, but it does feel good to put it on paper. Maybe I should get an SIU for me!
But I recently found some wonder drugs and finally have answers. I will be prescribing over the counter solutions...for your back, an SIU (suck it up); for your atttitude, an LIO (laugh it off), and for your personal problems, W-GAS (who gives a ...I think you get it!).
So c'mon guys. Lay it on me and I will give you what you need. (ok, none of this is going ot happen and I will still baby my guys, but it does feel good to put it on paper. Maybe I should get an SIU for me!
Sunday, May 29, 2011
Memorial Day, 2011
It's Sunday, May 29th, and I am watching the Memorial Day musical special on PBS and I am crying.
Is it the power of the hymns for the various branches of the Armed Forces of the US?
Is it the stories written by our military about their battles, their injuries, their future?
Is it the stories by the families of deceased veterans about fear and loneliness and emptiness?
Is it because I don't always appreciate the sacrifice others make?
That same sacrifice guarantees that I can write this type of drivel without limitation or being ridiculed or hunted or silenced.
To all the members of our armed forces, active, retired, deceased...and their families...I remember.
...........................................................................................................................................thank you!
Is it the power of the hymns for the various branches of the Armed Forces of the US?
Is it the stories written by our military about their battles, their injuries, their future?
Is it the stories by the families of deceased veterans about fear and loneliness and emptiness?
Is it because I don't always appreciate the sacrifice others make?
That same sacrifice guarantees that I can write this type of drivel without limitation or being ridiculed or hunted or silenced.
To all the members of our armed forces, active, retired, deceased...and their families...I remember.
...........................................................................................................................................thank you!
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
bad start
Going to work this morning, two lane road, driving rain...some guy coming towards me crossed the center line and ripped the mirror off the driver's side of my car. And he never stopped...the big poophead. Luckily Chris was my passenger and while I surveyed the damage, he went back and picked up all the pieces of debris from the road to prevent other drivers from hitting them and causing damage.
Of course, while we were both out of the vehicle, with my umbrella securely on the back seat, we got soaked.
I am trying to figure out what happened. I have a few theories. One - The other driver may have been distracted by the rain and not realized he was coming right at me. Two - he may have been late, or drunk, or uninsured and knew any or all would get him in major trouble if he did stop. Three - he may have not even realized he was that close to me so when he heard the "thunk" thought he had just thrown up a rock or something.
On the bright side, no severe damage to my vehicle and no personal injury. I like to think he may have been jolted to awareness and that the "thunk" will prevent him from doing it again and maybe killing someone.
AND, when I look at the pieces of debris my son picked up - the shattered plastic and broken mirror, I see the golden brown shell casing that housed a driver's side mirror and I am at peace.
You see, my car is blue.
Of course, while we were both out of the vehicle, with my umbrella securely on the back seat, we got soaked.
I am trying to figure out what happened. I have a few theories. One - The other driver may have been distracted by the rain and not realized he was coming right at me. Two - he may have been late, or drunk, or uninsured and knew any or all would get him in major trouble if he did stop. Three - he may have not even realized he was that close to me so when he heard the "thunk" thought he had just thrown up a rock or something.
On the bright side, no severe damage to my vehicle and no personal injury. I like to think he may have been jolted to awareness and that the "thunk" will prevent him from doing it again and maybe killing someone.
AND, when I look at the pieces of debris my son picked up - the shattered plastic and broken mirror, I see the golden brown shell casing that housed a driver's side mirror and I am at peace.
You see, my car is blue.
Monday, May 23, 2011
These questions need to be answered...
Why did I want to be older when I was younger and wish I was younger now that I am old?
Why is salt bad for you when it makes things taste so good?
Why do we eat fat-free everything when the "natural" items have fat? (think about milk)
If muscle weighs more than fat, why do we keep trying to turn our fat into muscle? (Healthy people, don't overthink this one. It's just a question.)
Why do we blame music and tv for corrupting our youth, but never credit Christian radio and clean shows for their purity?
Why is he MY son when he does something good and HIS FATHER'S son when he is screwing up?
Why do we say "how are you?" when we have no time to hear the answer? And what does "fine" mean, anyway?
Why do we expect to have fun when they call it work?
That's all for now.
Why is salt bad for you when it makes things taste so good?
Why do we eat fat-free everything when the "natural" items have fat? (think about milk)
If muscle weighs more than fat, why do we keep trying to turn our fat into muscle? (Healthy people, don't overthink this one. It's just a question.)
Why do we blame music and tv for corrupting our youth, but never credit Christian radio and clean shows for their purity?
Why is he MY son when he does something good and HIS FATHER'S son when he is screwing up?
Why do we say "how are you?" when we have no time to hear the answer? And what does "fine" mean, anyway?
Why do we expect to have fun when they call it work?
That's all for now.
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