Hiding within the list of funny quotes attributed toWill Rogers, was one I really liked.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
I was impressed as here is someone refuted to be satirical, bumpkinesque and even simple, and he left us a message that we can all use.
I am one of those who will think on Monday of the mistakes and lost time of the weekend, and on Friday dwell on the mistakes I made on Thursday. How much time, I wonder, have I denied myself each day by not remembering that I cannot change what happened yesterday? Why don't I see that at best I can prevent it from happening today?
So here is my new mission - to make every day new and unique - to celebrate the day I am on and embrace the future instead of clouding my attitude with the past. I need to appreciate the here and now because I can change it, and adjust it, and reform it as it happens and when I am through, the yesterday I bring into today and tomorrow will be of joy and accomplishment. Yesterday will not use up today if I don't let it.
Friday, July 15, 2011
Friday, July 8, 2011
If I ruled the world...
I think we need to get some stuff straightened out. If I ruled the world, things would be different.
CARS: Since many people think you shouldn't have to use a blinker, make it optional equipment...however, charge them to disconnect it. For those who think they can avoid this charge and just not use their turn signals, install a small modification that allows the unit to store up power and if not used regularly the built up energy blows out both of the rear tires.
If you can't apply the stickers on the license plate correctly, you get an additional ticket because the police have to sit and look all over the stupid plate to see if you have the current year. Read the notice you get with your stickers...it tells you how and where to apply them.
PROFESSIONAL SPORTS:
Basketball - stop complaining about the violence and physicallity of it and do something about it. Have a special foul where if you do excessive and unsportsmanlike contact, you get one warning and foul out the second time. AND your team cannot replace you. Yes, make them play a guy short. I know the refs are supposed to enforce sportsmanship anyway, but have you watched some of these games lately? Maybe the first time we have just one player left on the court, shooting free throws till the final buzzer, someone will work on cleaning up the game in a more organized fashion.
Baseball - I think there should be extra points awarded for really good home runs. If someone can hit one that goes further than any other, why not score it as two? On the defensive end, if someone makes a miraculous grab, inning is over! I mean, how often do we see someone snare a ball they had no business catching and because it is only the first out, they are forced to buckle down and wait while their teammates possibly give up runs or make errors? Let the team trot off the field in glory and not have the feat forgotten while they screw up.
Football - It's a game of blocking, hitting and falling so really there is nothing we can do to make it less violent without putting flags on the players and giving the guys juice boxes and cookies after the game. (But then it would be peewee soccer...)
Golf - why is everyone so quiet on golf courses? I think we should be cheering and hooting and hollering. The players need to get over themselves and be part of the event. I mean, don't allow air horns or firecrackers, but a little cheering or encouragement should enhance their game. Besides, the players say stupid stuff like how they get in the zone and it's just them and the green, so they really shouldn't notice.
SEX SCANDALS:
Who cares? I am so tired of all the excuses about being addicted to sex, or having a bad childhood, or any of a million other denials of responsibility. Getting caught seems to be the reason most people suddenly have other issues. Maybe "The Scarlet Letter" should be more than just a book. Tattoo a big old MS (for male slut) or FS (for female slut) on the forehead of these people and release them back into society. That way the next person who only sees money and power will also see lies and deceit.
And speaking of TATTOOS:
I don't get it. I think that a bunch of permanent markers in bright colors would be more creative as you can change your tag any time you want. Imagine if you do a huge tiger and then find out your girlfriend hates tigers and would much rather look at a dragon...or you put on a rose and your boyfriend thinks a daisy is much prettier. Just a little rub and scrub and your skin is ready for new art. You change cars, spouses and jobs...wouldn't it be fun to change your tattoo anytime the mood hits you?
I do have many more opinions, but they will have to wait for the next installment.
CARS: Since many people think you shouldn't have to use a blinker, make it optional equipment...however, charge them to disconnect it. For those who think they can avoid this charge and just not use their turn signals, install a small modification that allows the unit to store up power and if not used regularly the built up energy blows out both of the rear tires.
If you can't apply the stickers on the license plate correctly, you get an additional ticket because the police have to sit and look all over the stupid plate to see if you have the current year. Read the notice you get with your stickers...it tells you how and where to apply them.
PROFESSIONAL SPORTS:
Basketball - stop complaining about the violence and physicallity of it and do something about it. Have a special foul where if you do excessive and unsportsmanlike contact, you get one warning and foul out the second time. AND your team cannot replace you. Yes, make them play a guy short. I know the refs are supposed to enforce sportsmanship anyway, but have you watched some of these games lately? Maybe the first time we have just one player left on the court, shooting free throws till the final buzzer, someone will work on cleaning up the game in a more organized fashion.
Baseball - I think there should be extra points awarded for really good home runs. If someone can hit one that goes further than any other, why not score it as two? On the defensive end, if someone makes a miraculous grab, inning is over! I mean, how often do we see someone snare a ball they had no business catching and because it is only the first out, they are forced to buckle down and wait while their teammates possibly give up runs or make errors? Let the team trot off the field in glory and not have the feat forgotten while they screw up.
Football - It's a game of blocking, hitting and falling so really there is nothing we can do to make it less violent without putting flags on the players and giving the guys juice boxes and cookies after the game. (But then it would be peewee soccer...)
Golf - why is everyone so quiet on golf courses? I think we should be cheering and hooting and hollering. The players need to get over themselves and be part of the event. I mean, don't allow air horns or firecrackers, but a little cheering or encouragement should enhance their game. Besides, the players say stupid stuff like how they get in the zone and it's just them and the green, so they really shouldn't notice.
SEX SCANDALS:
Who cares? I am so tired of all the excuses about being addicted to sex, or having a bad childhood, or any of a million other denials of responsibility. Getting caught seems to be the reason most people suddenly have other issues. Maybe "The Scarlet Letter" should be more than just a book. Tattoo a big old MS (for male slut) or FS (for female slut) on the forehead of these people and release them back into society. That way the next person who only sees money and power will also see lies and deceit.
And speaking of TATTOOS:
I don't get it. I think that a bunch of permanent markers in bright colors would be more creative as you can change your tag any time you want. Imagine if you do a huge tiger and then find out your girlfriend hates tigers and would much rather look at a dragon...or you put on a rose and your boyfriend thinks a daisy is much prettier. Just a little rub and scrub and your skin is ready for new art. You change cars, spouses and jobs...wouldn't it be fun to change your tattoo anytime the mood hits you?
I do have many more opinions, but they will have to wait for the next installment.
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